"Jinkie Jenkins On Sexquest Station" Now on Smashwords

  

You can get it here for just $1.99!

This is a port of a story I wrote for Amazon, the main difference is the cover I did for this one. But I am very pleased with the way the cover came out, especially the sexy, sexy smile on the slavegirl (It's Jinkie's slave hotmeat, not Jinkie herself, who is pictured, as Jinkie is not all that knowing). Here's da full blurb:

The filthiest sex hole in the galaxy! Harsh words indeed to describe a quiet little sexual amusement park set up on a giant space station, but that's how reporter Jinkie Jenkins of the Interstellar Inquirer felt about it after a few hours spent reporting on the goings-on at Sexquest Station.

Jinkie's sexually voracious slave girl hotmeat, who came along to help virginal Jinkie out with the sexy stuff, was all over Sexquest Station. That's because Sexquest Station swarmed with sylphs, as naked consensual sex slave girls were called in the parlance of the Human Quadrant. The sylphs and their owners did one sexy thing after another. There were naked dildo jacks and smiling contests (to see which sylph could keep a smile on her face the longest while being sexually molested) and there was even a flower show (the flowers being shown were nestled between the spread legs of slave girls).

Jinkie grew much more enthusiastic about Sexquest Station when she discovered that the Borkistani slavers were operating a slave training pen at the station, as well as providing amusements. The Borkistanis were legal slavers, but it was rumored that the Borkistanis did considerably less legal things than consensual slaving out in the crapsack worlds beyond the borders of the Human Quadrant.

The Borkistanis were even rumored to have kidnapped the entire planet of Alderan! It was the biggest news story in the Human Quadrant, and Jinkie was desperate to cover it instead of the sexy, sexy, far too sexy goings-on of the slavegirls on Sexquest Station.

Will Jinkie get involved with the Borkistanis despite her boss' strict orders not to? And will the overwhelmingly sexy goings-on of the sylphs on Sexquest Station bring the powerful, unknown feelings that they create in Jinkie to a head?

Guess you'll just have to read the novelette to find out!

This story is over 30,000 words long and is Number 2 in the Jinkie Jenkins, Interstellar Sex Reporter series.

Jinkie Jenkins, Interstellar Sex Reporter: The Story on Durango 3 Now on Smashwords

 

You can get the novella here for $1.99

Da blurb:

"I'm going to be a WHAT? A sex reporter? And my beat is going to be WHAT?”

Those are the first words of newly hired reporter Jinkie Jenkins, right out of journalism school, when her editor, Grabthar Assurilogan of the Interstellar Inquirer, put her on the Sylphs of Space beat, aka the sex beat. Jinkie was outraged. She wanted to cover the crime beat, specifically, she wanted to investigate the most exciting story in the Human Quadrant, the kidnapping of an entire planet.

But Assurilogan insisted that she was on the sex beat, take it or leave it, and Jinkie was a reporter, darn it, so she took the sex beat, even though she was from a planet where women were encouraged not to think about sex, much less have sex, prior to marriage. And since moving offplanet, she had stayed true to her planet's sex values, or tried to.

Yet here she was, a sex reporter, and on the Sylphs of Space beat, yet!

Sylphs were a popular cultural phenomenon on most planets, sex-positive, submissive women who liked playing at being sex slaves and other things. And thanks to advanced nanotech that let them shape their bodies and minds to suit their desires, play they did. Bound and gagged and chained and collared, they played with gusto at pleasure. People were fascinated by the doings of sylphs and the people who played with them, which is why they were a staple of sex reporting.

On her first assignment, Yahoo City on the rural planet of Durango 3, Jinkie will find all sorts of people. There will be her local guide Pea Eye the woman wrangler, the most masculine man she has ever met. There will be hotmeat, the wise sylph. There will be hucow stampedes and barroom brawls. And there will be her editor Grabthar, harrying her via interstellar holograms about the chaos that Jinkie leaves in her wake as she covers the sex lives of cowboys, hucows and ponygirls on Durango 3.

Can innocent and chaste Jinkie cover the story of of this wild women of outer space without being overwhelmed by the libidinous promptings of her long-stifled sex urges? And will Jinkie ever make any progress in breaking the planet kidnapping story open?

You'll just have to read this lighthearted, sexy space opera to find out. It's a little over 23,000 words. If you're looking for a funny science fiction novella set in an interstellar empire where human beings use nanotech to alter their bodies and minds to suit their fun, kinky sexual urges, you've found it!

This book is part 1 of the Jinkie Jenkins, Interstellar Sex Reporter trilogy. Stay tuned for Part 2: Jinkie Jenkins on Sexquest Station.

"The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins: Interstellar Sex Reporter" To Be A Major Motion Picture! From Disney!

I've had to keep this under wraps for a while, but my agent, Pauline Perell, has called and I'm free to Tell All: my novel The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins: Interstellar Sex Reporter will be made into a major motion picture! By Disney studios of all people!

 It's the story of a virginal young girl from a deeply inhibited planet who gets a job with the "Interstellar Inquirer" the tabloid sleaze paper of record in Earth's intergalactic empire of the future. Forced onto the sex beat by her depraved edito Grabthar Assurilogan (aka "Grab Ass"), Jinkie picks up an older, experienced slavegirl ("hotmeat") who shows Jinkie the ropes and the chains and the nipple clips as they travel throughout the galaxy, moving from one depraved hellhole to another and writing it up for the "Inquirer" while she secretly searches for the space pirates who stole the planet Alderan.

  With the success of Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel, Disney is hot to get into the female superhero market, and although Jinkie is no superhero, she IS in outer space and has all sorts of adventures, which was close enough for Disney. Especially since, with the success of Fifty Shades of Gray, Disney is sure that a strong female heroine who is also heavily into kinky sex will be their ticket to success, and since they don't own Wonder Woman, they were drooling for Jinkie like they were wearing ball gags, according to my agent.

Casting is even now underway but some earlier speculations may not bear out with Meryl Streep, Lindsay Lohan, Wenona, Queen Latifa, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart and many, many others vying for the role of Jinkie Jenkins and Christina Carter, Justine Jolie, Penny Pax, Wenona and Phoenix Marie vying for the role of hotmeat. Vying for the hunky male lead role of John Quill are Chris Helmsworth, Chris Pine, Chris Pratt and Chris Kattan.

I've been informed that Disney has requested a few script changes but they are minor things that shouldn't affect the message, tone and style of the story, I am assured. Jinkie Jenkins will be an interstellar bounty hunter who is also an escaped slavegirl. Hotmeat will be a wisecracking barrista in an intergalactic coffee shop, and John Quill will be a loose cannon of an intergalactic cop who makes his own rules and breaks them, too! And almost all of the movie will take place in the coffee shop, and will be about decoding a mysterious message from an office slave about a popular children's cereal. So, pretty much the same story.

And I just have to let this tidbit out: My novel President Slavegirl is in development in a major motion picture studio as well (can't spill the beans on which one or we get locked in the Magic Castle with Tim Powers!). My agent tells me that when movie execs are told there's a scene where a female President of the United States is put on a rape rack and forced to give a Wall Street tycoon a blowjob while her mocks her as an idiot for not following the Rules of Money, they go wild. It's a lock!