Wednesday, June 5, 2019

"Incel World" Explained

Cover for "The Visitor to Incel World." Barry Anderson is a psedonym. Explanation forthcoming soon.

“Road to Aquibonya” is finished and will be working on editing it today. This may seem amazing to you, but I proofread my stories three times before I publish them. Yes, and still mistakes get through. Sigh. But not nearly as many as used to get through.

Once I get through with editing “Road to Aquibonya in a day or two, it will be time to return to writing “Conquest of Incel World,” the non-awaited sequel to “Visitor from Incel World.” “Conquest of Incel World,” is non-awaited because I haven't published “Visitor” yet, so how could people be waiting for the sequel when they haven't read the original?

I'm eager to get cranking on “Conquest” though, but more about that later. I should probably explain what “Incel World” is. “Incel World” is what the inhabitants of Collar World call Earth … us, in short. They call Earth “Incel World” because their only contact with Earth has been through a feminist graduate student from a New England women's college, and so their understanding of Earth is filtered through her biases and perceptions.

You see, the Collar World books were the product of a thought experiment, which was initiated after some online discussions in the Sex Positive discussion group on Reddit, where I observed that real sex positivism was hard to even conceive of, because being raised in our current sex-negative culture, we all feel that strain of sex-negativism even when we strive to be sex-positive. It's like a constant cold wind blowing in from offshore, that you constantly have to lean against whenever you go outside. You get used to it, maybe you don't really feel it, but it's there, always.

So I thought about what it might be like to live in a world where everyone was kinky and sex-positive, and thus was born Collar World. I've got four stories published set in Collar World, an alternate world where everyone is kinky and sex positive and having a very good time, thankyewverymuch.

But after writing four stories set in Collar World, all of them erotica with strong science fiction themes, it occurred to me that much of the effect of Collar World was being lost because everyone took all the very strange goings-on for granted. If I wanted to get the contrast between Collar World and Earth as we know it to the max, I needed to bring in a character who could see Collar World through Earth eyes.

And thus was born “The Visitor from Incel World.” But when I wrote the story, something strange happened. I'll save that for tomorrow, though. Enough blathering for today.

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Is "Road to Aquibonya" a gamelit harem fantasy adventure?"

I pretty much finished the first draft of *Road to Aquibonya* yesterday. Just go a couple hundred words, maybe a thousand at most, to go on it. I never know exactly how long I have to go because I'm what writers call a "pantser" not an outliner. (A "pantser" is a writer who writes "by the seat of his (or her) pants" rather than doing an outline of the story and following the outline.) I actually do outlines of my novel length stuff, or stuff that looks like it will go novel length, nowadays, as it has certain advantages in plotting, but I'm still enough of a pantser that any outline I create changes as the work in progress progresses.

I have noticed that a lot of stories on Amazon are bieng sold as “gamelit harem” stories, or “gamelit reverse harem” stories. I am confident that Road to Aquibonya fills the bill as far as being a harem fantasy adventure erotica” story because damn: one magical guy, 13 half-succubus slavegirls, magical battles left and right, 8000-word sex scene, what the HELL else would it be?

But … is it gamelit? “Gamelit” seems fairly broadly defined: it is a story whose format fits fairly well with various tabletop and video games. Like Dungeons & Dragons and World of Warcraft. I'm not sure EXACTLY what this means, that's the issue. I feel that my story's mythology fits fairly well into D&D and WoW, but it doesn't have exactly the same mechanics as WoW or D&D. But my character does collect mana throughout the story in order to have a shot at winning the battle with the Big Boss at the end …

..what the hell. It IS a gamelit story. Whaddya know. Sometimes just asking a question gets you your answer.

Monday, June 3, 2019

So, What have I Done For Me Lately?

Currently I'm writing a story called "The Road To Aquibonya" which is a fantasy piece about a merchant who buys a dozen slavegirls who are half succubi in magic-enshrouded Callipygia to sell in a distant city in Aquibonya, a less magical (but not entirely unmagical) place.
The story looks like it's going to run about 30,000 words, and it contains a single sex scene that is 8000 words long. Now that's value for your money!
It was conceived of as a quickie story I could, ahem, pump out while I worked on marketing "The Visitor from Incel World," a novel-length story I've written in the Collar World series that is not erotica.
You see, it turns out that for non-erotica, you can't just write them and set them out there and let people read them. You have to market them, which is distressingly like work.
What's more, I have no idea HOW to market non-erotica, never having done so before. So I've been reading about that. Unfortunately, much of the information that's out there is clearly bullshit. It falls under the heading of sales blather, and there is a shitload of that stuff. I remember watching a video of a guy saying “When you have a potential reader interested, he is invested!” and staring at the camera significantly, as if that meant something.
But one bit of advice I did encounter that seems to make good sense is “Tell your readers about what you're working on to maintain their interest.”
This makes sense, and it also strikes me as a natural and direct way of marketing, just tell people what's up, let them figure out what they want to do.
So I'll tyr to post something every day and let you know what's up, and you can be interested or not, it's your call. Works for me.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Crazy Aunts & Scary Uncles Now on Amazon

When the professional kidnappers showed up in Connie Nelson's classroom at the end of the day, she was floored, flabbergasted. Her own sister had Crazy Aunted her! But Connie was all right when the Collartunity Corporation kidnappers stripped her naked, cuffed her hands behind her back, hooded and gagged her and belted vibrators into her blazing nether regions, and strapped her into a cage on wheels and rolled her off to be delivered to an unknown man -- hopefully, the Scary Uncle of her dreams.

 Connie was all right with it even though she knew she was not Crazy Aunt material. She wasn't some weird, flaky woman who couldn't get along with anyone. She was a popular, successful, winning gymnastics coach who'd been offered over a dozen personal collars, though she'd turned them all down. After all, there were so many Masters out there to submit to in her Free Use collar.

 The Masters and Mistresses at the Pluterday Club, for example, knew her well, and on most any evening would spend hours putting her body through the most intense sexual pleasure they could think of. Connie's limber gymnast body was their plaything, ,and they tied and chained her in all sorts of challenging and bizarre positions, then applied vibrators, dildo poles, Sybians and their own tongues, cocks and hands to her body while she moaned and writhed helplessly for hours on end. At the end of the night they sent her home, half asleep, thoroughly sexed out and totally satiated. Still, Connie had been doing this sort of thing for over a decade, and she craved a new kind of adventure, and being a Crazy Aunt to some Scary Uncle might just be that.

 Mathematician Kevin Patterson fit more properly into the Scary Uncle mode. His idea of a great weekend was spending long hours in his study, staring unmoving at the walls while he worked on his particular field of study, Fourier transforms. The few women who'd worn his collar found him maddening, and broke the collar each time. But Kevin was also a dominant Master who really loved to use a girl like Connie. Could Connie and Kevin find happiness together? That's the question as the game of Crazy Aunts and Scary Uncles is ON!

Note: this is one of my most erotic erotica novels ever. But the next novel in the Collar World series, "The Visitor," is science fiction, not erotica. It will have TONS of great fantasy fuel for sexual bondage fans, but there will be no graphic descriptions of sex acts. I'm warning you about this because I don't want to disappoint erotica fans with science fiction, any more than I'd want to disappoint science fiction fans with erotica. In the time-honored tradition of indie publishers, I will only disappoint erotica readers with actual erotica, and will only disappoint science fiction readers with actual science fiction!

Monday, April 1, 2019

"The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins: Interstellar Sex Reporter" To Be A Major Motion Picture! From Disney!

I've had to keep this under wraps for a while, but my agent, Pauline Perell, has called and I'm free to Tell All: my novel The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins: Interstellar Sex Reporter will be made into a major motion picture! By Disney studios of all people!

 It's the story of a virginal young girl from a deeply inhibited planet who gets a job with the "Interstellar Inquirer" the tabloid sleaze paper of record in Earth's intergalactic empire of the future. Forced onto the sex beat by her depraved edito Grabthar Assurilogan (aka "Grab Ass"), Jinkie picks up an older, experienced slavegirl ("hotmeat") who shows Jinkie the ropes and the chains and the nipple clips as they travel throughout the galaxy, moving from one depraved hellhole to another and writing it up for the "Inquirer" while she secretly searches for the space pirates who stole the planet Alderan.

  With the success of Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel, Disney is hot to get into the female superhero market, and although Jinkie is no superhero, she IS in outer space and has all sorts of adventures, which was close enough for Disney. Especially since, with the success of Fifty Shades of Gray, Disney is sure that a strong female heroine who is also heavily into kinky sex will be their ticket to success, and since they don't own Wonder Woman, they were drooling for Jinkie like they were wearing ball gags, according to my agent.

Casting is even now underway but some earlier speculations may not bear out with Meryl Streep, Lindsay Lohan, Wenona, Queen Latifa, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart and many, many others vying for the role of Jinkie Jenkins and Christina Carter, Justine Jolie, Penny Pax, Wenona and Phoenix Marie vying for the role of hotmeat. Vying for the hunky male lead role of John Quill are Chris Helmsworth, Chris Pine, Chris Pratt and Chris Kattan.

I've been informed that Disney has requested a few script changes but they are minor things that shouldn't affect the message, tone and style of the story, I am assured. Jinkie Jenkins will be an interstellar bounty hunter who is also an escaped slavegirl. Hotmeat will be a wisecracking barrista in an intergalactic coffee shop, and John Quill will be a loose cannon of an intergalactic cop who makes his own rules and breaks them, too! And almost all of the movie will take place in the coffee shop, and will be about decoding a mysterious message from an office slave about a popular children's cereal. So, pretty much the same story.

And I just have to let this tidbit out: My novel President Slavegirl is in development in a major motion picture studio as well (can't spill the beans on which one or we get locked in the Magic Castle with Tim Powers!). My agent tells me that when movie execs are told there's a scene where a female President of the United States is put on a rape rack and forced to give a Wall Street tycoon a blowjob while her mocks her as an idiot for not following the Rules of Money, they go wild. It's a lock!

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

"Run, Sluts, Run! See Sluts Run!" -- A new bundle of three stories on Amazon!

Click here to go the International Bookstore to buy this book.



Keeping it light, funny, sexy and science fictional, these three kinky stories are set in the future, and deal with women who race in three different ways, for stakes varying from dear freedom itself to a commendation for an office job well done, to fame and fortune, and of course for the sheer pleasure of it.

In “The Slut Run” we have a conflicted feminist graduate student who spends her days writing papers on nanoagression, but on Friday nights goes out and gets drunk and strips naked in bars, daring anyone (man or woman, she's bisexual) to catch her, collar her and make her their slave girl, which is legal on her planet. It's a BDSM romp with fun for all.

In “Office Slave” we have two office slavegirls (a job category even lower, though not much lower, than interns!) competing in a race where they are naked, bound to bouncy balls, and race through a crowded office, for the chance to get commendations from the office workers, which might possibly lead to an actual job where they'll be paid, just like real workers! She's also racing to deliver a message to an executive, but everybody keeps grabbing her and having sex with her. Not that she minds – that's why she took the job, after all.

And in “Slut Race 3250!,” set in the far distant future, we have an interplanetary slut racer, a pro who, along with her Master, is an expert at manipulating her own and others' sexual responses even when she's bound and gagged and helpless. It's a race to see who can make who succumb to their own sexual feelings, and it's a top interstellar sport, as others can hitch a telepathic ride on her and her opponent's sexual feelings. Fame, fortune and millions of stellarbucks, and millions of orgasms hang on the outcome of the slut race!

As you can probably tell from the summaries, these are all fun stories set in a future of amped-up, maxed-out sexual bondage fun that awaits us all. The stories total over 47,000 words. Bon appetit!

Each of these stories was previously published under the titles listed here: if you have already bought them you will not find anything new. If not, the price of this volume is the same as the prices of the stories when they were sold individually … a real deal … you can't lose!

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Campus Slut Run: A Kinky Sex Romp

It's Spring, and the Campus Sluts Are Stripping Naked, Putting On Their Free Use Collars and Running Around Campus, Ready To Be Grabbed, Tied Down and Fucked By Any Man That Can Catch Them! And Boy Do They Get Chased! But If They Get Inside A Building, They're Safe ... Poor Things!

That's the basic concept of a campus slut run, and what fun I have with it! It's just a spring short story, and it's just 99 cents if you buy, free on Kindle Unlimited. Enjoy!

And if you want to know what inspired me to write the story, well, there's a reason my protagonist is named "Michelle"